Unfinished Business - The Lost Days

The Remaining Days

8 - Servbot Heads
In the middle of a Zombie Epidemic its nice to put a funny face on the situation sometimes...literally. Servbot heads can be shoved on the head of any walking zombie. Grab enough and then "cap" enough and you will have the workings of a great screenshot.



7 - Bowling Ball
Bored? Play Ten-pin. Bowling balls are a good source of fun and if zombies could yell obscenities at you it would be even more fun. Just stand at a distance, wind up, and let er roll!




6 - Boomerang
Similar principle as the bowling ball, not that effective for killing but if you want a Crocodile Dundee flash back, its the way to go.



5 - Lawn Mower
We're Mowin' now! Nuff' said.

4 - Car
Same principle derived from the mower according to Dr. Oppenhoggen of the Car->Zombie School of Massacre Research.

3 - Shotgun
Classic. Just Classic.

2 - Mini-Chainsaws
Vroom, Vroom in your hand. hehehehe...

1 - Queen Bee
Story Related Item...basically smash one of these baby's and every undead thing in a 2o ft radius dies. Don't ask why, just accept it. It's the sound of music...dah dahdahdah du dah du doo doo.... It's good...trust me.

So those are the missing Weapons and days. No pics now but maybe later.

11, 10, and 9 days till Dead Rising!

Here are my next 3 choices:

Battle Axe - This hefty weapon is wonderful for slicing and dicing the undead much like great heroes like Hercules and Conan. A truly wonderful weapon for pwning the hordes.

Dinner Plates - This weapon is very much about the random use then effectiveness. Sitting there throwing plates at one zombies head for 2 minutes is quite priceless as the zombie will never learn to duck.

Dumbbell - Why not pick a weapon that at the same time as smaking down Zombies you can work on your guns?

Until Next.

12 days left to Dead Rising!

Thine first make-shift zombie slayer would be the wonderous Baseball bat! Some of you would argue that the bat is already a weapon with nothing make-shift about it, but let me ask you this! Have you ever seen a monkey dance?!
My list does not require rhyme or reason! it is much like the game itself! Why would you put buckets on the heads of zombies? why would you sit and throw plates at a single Zombies head?
No Raison! :P Futurama reference...
For those memorially impaired I have a picture there to be gawked at.

Now the next 2 days I am in Niagara Falls so the 11 and 10 will be posted simultaneously. Objections? Maybe? Well Shove'em.

Until Next.

Long Absence and The 12 Days of Dead Rising

Hello to you strange ones who read my blog..yes I know I havent updated since liek April or May. Here is my explanation: XP XP. End Line.

Anyways Dead Rising is coming this August. 8th and some of you may be thinking YAY, some are thinking Pooey, and the rest are thinking WTF?
Well I think the game looks fucking wonderful. :)
As a tribute to the only game I have been waiting for this summer I will be posting my preferred Make-Shift-Weapons-of-Choice.

Once I get back tonight I will post my first weapon of choice...I will not reveal my Make-Shift Wonder until that time so you will have to wait. To be specific these weapons are chosen out by considering Comedic Value, Effectiveness, and Random-Awesomeness.

Until Tonight.