12 days left to Dead Rising!

Thine first make-shift zombie slayer would be the wonderous Baseball bat! Some of you would argue that the bat is already a weapon with nothing make-shift about it, but let me ask you this! Have you ever seen a monkey dance?!
My list does not require rhyme or reason! it is much like the game itself! Why would you put buckets on the heads of zombies? why would you sit and throw plates at a single Zombies head?
No Raison! :P Futurama reference...
For those memorially impaired I have a picture there to be gawked at.

Now the next 2 days I am in Niagara Falls so the 11 and 10 will be posted simultaneously. Objections? Maybe? Well Shove'em.

Until Next.

Long Absence and The 12 Days of Dead Rising

Hello to you strange ones who read my blog..yes I know I havent updated since liek April or May. Here is my explanation: XP XP. End Line.

Anyways Dead Rising is coming this August. 8th and some of you may be thinking YAY, some are thinking Pooey, and the rest are thinking WTF?
Well I think the game looks fucking wonderful. :)
As a tribute to the only game I have been waiting for this summer I will be posting my preferred Make-Shift-Weapons-of-Choice.

Once I get back tonight I will post my first weapon of choice...I will not reveal my Make-Shift Wonder until that time so you will have to wait. To be specific these weapons are chosen out by considering Comedic Value, Effectiveness, and Random-Awesomeness.

Until Tonight.