Halo 3? I don't think so

Recently a script supposedly the official Halo 3 storyline has been circling the web, but much like Britney Spear's sextape its a hoax. Sorry people but you must think with your heads not your eyes. Firstly Halo is one of the hottest franchises to hit the gaming market in years and by this point in time any detail is under lock a key. Also Bungie could be taking a break from it companies do do that. Consider Doom in this regard. Today I happened too browse the serious of games for the Xbox 360 and for some reason EB has Halo 3 prime for release on June.30, 2006. That is amazing Bungie has not even ***king announced the game and EB figures they can finger a release date. F*** they might as well be CNN or Fox news reporting on the Iraq War before it even started, hell before it was even mentioned as a possibility.
My only beef is if EB really wants to be taken seriously they need to put up real games! with real realease dates!
Though here is a prime quote for today from EB themselves,
"The ship date and retail price have not been confirmed and therefore are subject to change. If the retail price is decreased you will receive the lower price."

Moved up in Here

I am now officially in rez, I have my room, mail, and laundry keys and classes start on thursday.
I only have 1 class on thursday but that is when they start.
I completely rearranged my room from how they supplied it and I gotta say its really nice.
I don't have any game reviews right now but I will sometime later this month and early october, because by that time The Movies will be out and so will Black& White 2.
I guess until I start class thats it.

Sin-sational

I know who hasn't used "Sin-sational" when describing Sin City, if they liked it of course. Yes I also realize that it is not a game but I just think it is such a cool movie. The colour effects are as eye catching as Pleasantville with Dialogue as old as time yet uniquely enthralling. I love the movie. I can't say it is my favourite of any genre because I believe it is that unique.

Also I recently discovered the site www.tallyhall.com its got some great little videos made by this quarky band called Tally Hall. If anything at least watch the vid "Banana man". I just found it but everyone else probably knew about since like forever. Or at least that is what smart asses usually say to me.

Finally I rediscovered a great little game site, www.ferryhalim.com it has got some weird and very nice looking games. check it out. You might get addicted or you might say, "this fuckin thing never ends!" Cause well most of the games are the never ending kind.

Until Next I am killing my cousin for stopping my recording of Family Guy. Little Bitch

Maintenance Marvel

I just spent 4 hours at the Subaru dealership by my house. Why? Cause my mom wanted to get an odd noise fixed up right away. Get it done in a jiffy. Son of a fuck. Good thing I had a book or I would have killed someone. I cannot wait to be out of here so that I am not at the mercy of my dumb fuck mother's ability to waste my time. She is great. But she likes to fuck with the time I have. Its mine not yours bitch!
Anyways I am doing a game review update on 3 titles:

Advent Rising - Good story, bad cut-scenes, horrible cut-scenes, decent graphics, heavy action, decent strategy element (when it is there, basically a run and shoot), bad cut-scenes, and bad controls, horrible horrible controls. Imagine trying to play Virtua Cop 3 at the arcade while someone is butt-fucking you, and then your in the realm of what I'm talking about. The game has the standard movement on one thumbstick and camera control on the other thumbstick. Though here is the trick, they created a new patented "flick targeting" control. Where did they put it you might ask? Well its with its dominant cousin camera control on the right thumbstick. That's where the fuck it is! If it weren't for a smart targeting system that your char automatically uses you would be fucked. Only a fucking genius would fuck with the camera control. Fucking geniuses.

Magne Cum Laude (Leisure Suit Larry title) - It lives up to the hype of being simple mini-games aimed at getting Larry laid if succesfully completed. Fun but simple.

Rise of Kasai (Mark of Kri sequel) - Basically the same game. Period. Good but nothing new besides new playable characters.

Thats all I have for the moment as I prepare for my transfer into the life as a Uni. student. Man it will be fun. Until Next.